utterobstruction:

theonenamedperry:

You can’t spell advertisements without putting semen between tits

i-am-a-fish:

god damn, I really hope whoever reads this has a good day

like

I don’t know you

but I can tell you really do deserve a good day

whatever it takes to make today a good day, if possible, please do it

moved–306389:

gizmoera:

thedunwichwhorer:

himbofisher:

Go a little fart

be ded

• Go a little fart
• Dig a little dee
• Reach a little
• Catch the Cat
• and pass it on

carewitchproject:

champagnemoon:

body positivity has largely failed because people started arguing for attractiveness and romantic prospects instead of respect and dignity

this is truly the best summary of what all of this SHOULD be about

seriemorder:

really jealous of people who can just… do things. like they dont go through the 39 stages of grief before and the 47 stages of grief after. they just do it like its some adidas commercial. like the spirit of shia laboeuf possessed them. still sounds fake to me but whatever. good for them ig

theman:

beardedmrbean:

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

despazito:

Adult website and period tracker

egirlbutternubs:

jswatson:

a lovely creecher

Fucking stupid idiot dies

maamlet:

glutko:

Great candles for anyone named Patrick or Emily!

party emilk in the house tonight

anxietyproblem: